The word DNF does not exist in his vocabulary. He enjoys awkward moments just to see how they feel. When he rides his bike, deer often run along side of him. It is rumored that he sells his beard shavings on Ebay to buy all of his Lenz Sport bikes. It is said that his reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He puts himself in precarious situations just to see if he can get out. He lives vicarously through himself. He once used a twinkie and paper clip to put air in his shock.